Illinois vs Northwestern
NU -16.5, Over / Under 46
Illinois is GOD. AWFUL. They’ve also given up on the season. Wildcats cream them to get to nine wins and win the Sweet Sioux Tomahawk Land of Lincoln Trophy Extravaganza Game.
Indiana at Purdue
Purdue -1.0, O/U 51
I know Purdue lost those three games by just 8 at Wisconsin, 2 at Rutgers, and 1 to Nebraska so they are a few plays away from already being a bowl-bound team but the Hoosiers looked dialed in last week winning 41-0 against Rutgers, they were projected to be the better team, and frankly, I just think they are more experienced in games like this having made a bowl the last two years.
Iowa at Nebraska
Iowa -5.5, O/U 51
Newsflash, Nebraska is bad and doesn’t give two poops about this game. Iowa was 6-3 after the Ohio State upset and totally flopped. They will be the hungrier team. Heck, I think they will shred this joke of a blackshirt unit and put up 42-49 points giving us the over, too.
Maryland vs Penn State
PSU -23.5, O/U 59
Yes. Oh, was that not clear enough? Penn State covers.
Michigan vs Ohio State
OSU -11.5, O/U 49
Yesh, I don’t know what to make of this one. I think Ohio State covers, and I think it goes under, like a 21-7 type game, but I don’t know. I think I’ll make those bets as a degenerate but tell the good public to STAY AWAY!!!
Michigan State at Rutgers
MSU -14.0, O/U 43
I literally just saw Rutgers get demolished 41-0 to Indiana. Give me Sparty and the over as Michigan State dominates the far lesser foe.
Minnesota vs Wisconsin
Wisconsin, -18.5, O/U 45
Here is what you need to ask yourself, will that Gopher offense who has been held to some ridiculously low yardarges this year even score? Maybe. Will they score more than 10? No. So let’s say UM puts up 10. Will Wisconsin put up 35 on them? Eh, I don’t know. They chew up so much clock. I think Wisconsin covers but the under is held because the Gophers will contribute very little, possibly even nothing.
Lightning Round for Non-Readers:
Illinois/Northwestern – NU
Indiana/Purdue – Points
Iowa/Nebraska – UI, Over
Maryland/Penn State – PSU
Michigan/Ohio State – OSU, Under (Both Degenerate picks)
Michigan State/Rutgers – MSU, Over
Minnesota/Wisconsin – UW, Over
Big Ten and Counting 